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Internet Demotivational Poster

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!

TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?

TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no p***...bad p***....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.

if this doesn't work -

Gated Community -

TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...

TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

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lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?

The library -

TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D

INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.

TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!

-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong

TAGS: internet insomnia arguing rnr
Rating: 3.56/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:19 pm
I recognize myself :/ 5L

TIP #3 -

TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.32/5

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Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET - I'll be your guide


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm

FINALLY... - I can log off now

TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am

INTERNETS - because someone has to save them

TAGS: internets
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spiracy

hypn0x - April 12, 2009, 4:54 am
he's probably talking to his mom
anonymous - December 12, 2008, 7:19 pm
ha, like he'd have a girlfriend!

4CHAN - yeah...it's kinda like that

TAGS: internet videogames 4****
Rating: 2.21/5

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SherlockHolmeboy - November 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
Redundancy - August 4, 2009, 2:43 am


RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.

TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by KingsLogicass

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer

TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
This one seems to be DSL.

INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol

MR M -

TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD


TAGS: trolls slow stupid internet fail
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yep; they heal themselves when hurt, but are susceptible of being burnt. :)
- January 29, 2012, 12:04 am
You betcha. It's called "bait". ;) Not here, s'much as elsewhere...
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
good luck with that :)


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now

WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!

LAUGHING OUT LOUD - Saving lives for over 15 years.


TAGS: internet browser cheer squad humor
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 1:51 am

For a true slice of browser hell, try using AOL software. It truly is a vortex of doom. I'm a Chrome girl.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 1:32 am
I used IE for the longest time. I got fed up with the freezing up and slow loading. There are things you can do in settings to make it run better, but I got tired of having to troubleshoot it weekly. Been running Chrome problem free last 3 months now.
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
The "do you want to disable some extensions to make IE run faster that pops up every d*** time I open it (rarely used, but still annoying) needs a "Do not ask me again" option
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:23 pm

Yeah, people kvetch about Windows because they don't remember MS-DOS.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:19 pm
I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:18 pm

Browsers are only as fast as your service allows. I live in the weeds in Wyoming. DSL is fast, but not smokin'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm
You know a very fast web browser I use is Dolphin. I was skeptical at first, but I think it's faster than Firefox. And their customer service staff gets back to you even faster!
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:14 pm

Don't use toolbars and trash, curly. Although I prefer Chrome, IE's OK, too.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:08 pm
You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.

SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.

TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

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Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.

THE INTERNETS - It makes regular people angry. Very, very angry.

CORRECTING WRONGS ON THE INTERNET - is like subtracting 1 from infinity

TAGS: correcting wrong internet stupidity
Rating: 2/5

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mrSilkie - January 30, 2012, 11:09 am
http://www.dfat.gov.au/aib/island_continent.html Government says we are both an island an a continent.
Blank - August 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
Please... someone tell me there are people in the world who aren't this retarded. Feel free to lie.
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:58 am
Actually Australia is both an island and a continent.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like France to me.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:13 am
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
john - October 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
thats africa retard

CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.

PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN' - They hatin'

INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...

GREYBEARDS - Alright now Timmy... don't say you weren't warned!


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it

THE INTERNETS - there's more than one...

TAGS: bush internet
Rating: 1.23/5

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TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."


TAGS: anonymous internet long cat
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:58 am
I so love the internet. :-)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 2:51 pm
Apparently, society is a few abortions short.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 2:49 pm
We are anon:united group We are legion:united by a cause We do not forgive: scientology for killing Lisa,Shaun and David We do not forget:the crimes that they have done (forced abortiions etc) Expect us:To protest but have fun (aka protest and "lulz")



THE INTERNETS - How am i apposeta know it isn't plural

your move brazzers -

TAGS: ruined by the internet
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 1:11 am
Wow. Awe5some...!!!

INTERNET DATING - You shouldn't choose your prom dates online...enough said.

YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER - but the internet will never let you forget

THE NINETIES - Back when, whenever you wanted to make a phone call, You had to get off the internet

TAGS: internet world wide web
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - February 24, 2013, 12:11 am
Or if you had a line installed just for the internet, you had to wait until the other computer in the house wasn't using the internet.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN - The problem with information from the internet is confirming it's validity.

WAIT......WHAT !! - The internet can be wrong !! Oh Man..... now I'm gunna have to send my 5 year old to school

TAGS: wrong internet
Rating: 4.29/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm
Correction, It was ''SOMEONE'' is wrong. It's like if I said AIDS is a good thing.
Mahomygod - May 31, 2011, 6:42 am
Ah, xkcd. So much wit. Also, having discovered the amount they lie to you at school at that age, might still be better off not..


DEDICATION - NO! I can't leave, Someone was wrong on the internet!

TAGS: wrong leave internet
Rating: 3.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
that would totally be me


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?

Oh, dear god no! -

THE IDIOTS - Not being in the 83 percent

TAGS: internet
Rating: 3.33/5

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DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow

THE INTERNET WARS - It was destined to end like this!

TAGS: war comp internet crazy mad
Rating: 3.05/5

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msouth - January 29, 2010, 12:38 pm
Looks like another verse for the "ultimate showdown" youtube.

YOU WIN AT INTERNETS - you can go outside now

INTERNET LIES:#674 - So you were not Laughing Out Loud,hum?!

TAGS: internet lol
Rating: 2.14/5

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TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

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RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm
I think he found his dads p***.

FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.

Life -

TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!

CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

TAGS: internet email annoyances
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:26 pm
Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 23, 2011, 1:50 am
God I hate those

Before The Internet -

TAGS: internet
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:22 am
LOL! As I sit here thinking about this, I realize there are several ways to interpret it! Well done, on soggy eyed one!! Well done! My interpretation---knowledge and understanding = light. Let's see what somebody else has, anyone? 5L

INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.

IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?






TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
5 catch and releases.



TRAPS - keep an eye out for them

TAGS: traps internet motifake
Rating: 4.86/5

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CaptainBaked - April 20, 2011, 12:43 pm
HAHA! Brilliant..
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:23 am
you have got to really push hard to see anything like that, dude. There are medications that help with paranoia.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:52 am
5 Pointed white hoods for the unintentional racism. If you don't get it... well... That's obie kabie
alrodz - February 5, 2011, 9:40 am
it sure does..
Demaclies - February 5, 2011, 12:07 am
IllicoPresto - February 3, 2011, 5:39 pm
Hmmm, i don't get it. Must Google "Motifake" and see where that goes...
AdmiralAckbar - February 2, 2011, 11:29 pm
hey, that's my specialty
Derek - February 2, 2011, 9:44 pm
rerun - February 2, 2011, 7:59 pm

I can relate


TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

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champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm
wow... that was a huge effort.



BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.

TAGS: febchallenge beforeinternetp*** mutascope
Rating: 4.66/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm
Well played.


TAGS: popup internet annoying bothering unnerving
Rating: 4.55/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 7:55 am
Nice .. 5 Live Jasmins


SHE'S SO OLD - She hosts her family photo album on an Angelfire website.

THEY'RE SO OLD - Their website address has a ~ in it.

OMG! - I broke the internet!

THE INTERNET - It's a series of tubes.

TAGS: internet
Rating: 2.77/5

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ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?

TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?

INTERNET AND TACOS - Trust me, it's happening

TAGS: internet tacos clon
Rating: 2.5/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 2:56 pm
What an age we live in!
Elwood - November 17, 2008, 2:37 pm
Yoiu can get on the Internet AND get diarrhea AT THE SAME TIME?

THE INTERNET - It's mean.

Shannon's secret law -


TAGS: spoilt laptop internet floppy
Rating: 4.6/5

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palmat - March 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
silly girl.. she has no idea you can download internet to your computer these days.

PICTURES - Girls you need to learn from the bird. Always check which pictures the photographer will upload to the Internet.

TAGS: pictures bird check upload internet
Rating: 4.31/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:23 am
Must have 'accidentally' uploaded the wrong card

HE'S SO OLD... - ...his hotmail username doesn't have any numbers in it.

TAGS: internet h**mail email
Rating: 4.13/5

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coldinjected - December 18, 2011, 2:00 pm
looks like Robert Englund... 20 years ago.
CloudchaserS - December 18, 2011, 12:44 am
You use h**mail? I'm sorry to hear that. You have my sympathy.

SLUGGISH - "I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." (Brian May) I guess he was using Internet Explorer!

MODERN DAY HERO - No longer do they hide behind a mask, but now behind a screen... and yet still so under appreciated...


TAGS: diary of a passive aggressive internet cheerleader
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - November 4, 2009, 5:21 pm
Thanks Bone.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:13 pm
Still love it!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh. I like it for all the righ... and a few wrong reasons.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:47 pm
Oh, and don't forget the beer...latsa beer! After all, how in the hell does it seem so funny before we post'm, eH?
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
This poster is the Reader's Digest condensed version of my summer.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:20 pm
Awww - can we dig her up then? She might still be warm enough...
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:16 pm
Buried beneath the tree?
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:14 pm
I gave you a 5 Sean - but where the f*** is the cheerleader???


TAGS: and no internet access
Rating: 3.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 11:42 am
heh, Tinfoiled again LD
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:15 am
What do you mean? EGD told me EVERYONE had it! Dammit....
HGCaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Leave it to Logic Dude to have manatee p***...
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:58 pm
Uh-oh. And I tagged the last upload "Sean's p*** Collection".
Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:57 pm
Ewwww LD, if they're different species then THAT'S b*********. And that's just wrong. But I won't know for sure until I see it ....
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:29 am
Hey Sean, you want some good manatee p*** to get you through those long hours? I got this bootleg disk right here...you oughta see what it can do with that sea cucumber!
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm
Hell it's been six hours since I last watched p*** ... where those manatee b****es at?
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:25 pm
It's like you're speaking right to my very soul. Been there, done that.....ackhem....the whole at sea thing for six months....not the other things.....no NIK I've never been to Italy....except that one time. But that was long before they invented Hoagies!

INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.

DON'T WORRY - I'm here to save the internets

TAGS: don t worry i m here to save the internets
Rating: 3.09/5

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rerun - August 21, 2012, 3:17 pm

Your Mod team hard at work
Moar - February 16, 2009, 2:35 pm
His neck... is bigger than his head...
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:03 am
Pity is for people like this who don't get laid.
Mike Hunt - August 7, 2008, 4:12 pm
That is 100%, without a doubt, guaranteed to be Metal Gear. You are welcome.
Captain Douchebag - July 23, 2008, 8:02 pm
Who the hell used the Power Glove? Really?
Nerdtendo - July 23, 2008, 7:19 pm
the game on top looks like Dragon Warrior, the next one is the origianl Final Fantasy...any1 know the last 1?

The Internets -

The Internets -