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Internet Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm, #240826
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am, #240704
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm, #240632
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm, #240462
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no p***...bad p***....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm, #240431
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am, #240421
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am, #240418
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm, #240415
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm, #240414

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


if this doesn't work -




Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm, #245147

sweet.


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by nitrocoir

lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm, #121131
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm, #111118
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm, #110939
Who's the other guy?


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm, #249027
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #248019
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm, #247986
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am, #247899
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm, #247892
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm, #247891
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm, #247830
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am, #245560
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.


TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm, #196671
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm, #194598
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm, #194235
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am, #194229
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am, #194225
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am, #194221
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am, #194220
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am, #194219

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


-= NEVER SLEEP AGAIN =- - The internet, creating insomniacs for over 3 decades now. And still going strong


TAGS: internet insomnia arguing rnr
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:19 pm, #182708
I recognize myself :/ 5L


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm, #254379
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm, #247267
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm, #247255
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am, #247240
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am, #247239
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am, #247238
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am, #247232
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am, #247229

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


WELCOME TO THE INTERNET - I'll be your guide




BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm, #221430
B-E-A-Utiful


FINALLY... - I can log off now


TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm, #219948
Achievement
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am, #182784
TL;DR


INTERNETS - because someone has to save them


TAGS: internets
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spiracy

hypn0x - April 12, 2009, 4:54 am, #72433
he's probably talking to his mom
anonymous - December 12, 2008, 7:19 pm, #44067
ha, like he'd have a girlfriend!


4CHAN - yeah...it's kinda like that


TAGS: internet videogames 4****
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by John

SherlockHolmeboy - November 23, 2009, 5:58 pm, #139130
Clearly.
Redundancy - August 4, 2009, 2:43 am, #104443
Ph**oshopped?


HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.




RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.


TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by KingsLogicass

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm, #149381
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am, #149342

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am, #149341
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Hellsing

SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm, #75439
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm, #72843
A dangerous combination.


CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm, #100490
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #100489
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm, #100488
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100487
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100486
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100485
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100484
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100483
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100482
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100481
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100480
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100479
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100478
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100477
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #100475
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #100474
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am, #100473
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am, #100472
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100471
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100470
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100469
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100468
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #100467
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am, #100466
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100465
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100464
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100463
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100461
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100460
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #100459
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am, #100452
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am, #100451
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am, #100448
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am, #100442
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am, #100436
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm, #90663
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm, #90656
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm, #90654
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm, #90648
This one seems to be DSL.


INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




MR M -


TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm, #228630
mom? dad? friends? xD


I LIKE FEEDING THEM -


TAGS: trolls slow stupid internet fail
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:58 pm, #228487
Yep; they heal themselves when hurt, but are susceptible of being burnt. :)
- January 29, 2012, 12:04 am, #228344
You betcha. It's called "bait". ;) Not here, s'much as elsewhere...
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm, #228322
good luck with that :)


CYBERLOVE -


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am, #204141
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm, #203998

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm, #203997
12
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm, #203996
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now


WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!




LAUGHING OUT LOUD - Saving lives for over 15 years.




CHEER UP! -


TAGS: internet browser cheer squad humor
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 1:51 am, #250085

For a true slice of browser hell, try using AOL software. It truly is a vortex of doom. I'm a Chrome girl.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 1:32 am, #250084
I used IE for the longest time. I got fed up with the freezing up and slow loading. There are things you can do in settings to make it run better, but I got tired of having to troubleshoot it weekly. Been running Chrome problem free last 3 months now.
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am, #250075
The "do you want to disable some extensions to make IE run faster that pops up every d*** time I open it (rarely used, but still annoying) needs a "Do not ask me again" option
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:23 pm, #250063

Yeah, people kvetch about Windows because they don't remember MS-DOS.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:19 pm, #250062
I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:18 pm, #250061

Browsers are only as fast as your service allows. I live in the weeds in Wyoming. DSL is fast, but not smokin'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm, #250060
You know a very fast web browser I use is Dolphin. I was skeptical at first, but I think it's faster than Firefox. And their customer service staff gets back to you even faster!
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:14 pm, #250058

Don't use toolbars and trash, curly. Although I prefer Chrome, IE's OK, too.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:08 pm, #250056
You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.


SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.


TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Thumper17

Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am, #176287
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.


THE INTERNETS - It makes regular people angry. Very, very angry.




CORRECTING WRONGS ON THE INTERNET - is like subtracting 1 from infinity


TAGS: correcting wrong internet stupidity
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by rakudave

mrSilkie - January 30, 2012, 11:09 am, #228449
http://www.dfat.gov.au/aib/island_continent.html Government says we are both an island an a continent.
Blank - August 16, 2009, 10:07 pm, #108866
Please... someone tell me there are people in the world who aren't this retarded. Feel free to lie.
ashmael - June 9, 2009, 7:58 am, #85410
Actually Australia is both an island and a continent.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 3:29 am, #84938
looks like France to me.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:15 am, #70627
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
Ashson - April 5, 2009, 3:13 am, #70626
Actually, I believe that that is the South American continent. Australia is a continent. Oceana is a region.
john - October 13, 2008, 4:54 pm, #27400
thats africa retard


CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.




PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".




THEY SEE ME TROLLIN' - They hatin'




INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...




GREYBEARDS - Alright now Timmy... don't say you weren't warned!




WARNING -




THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




THE INTERNETS - there's more than one...


TAGS: bush internet
Rating: 1.23/5

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LET US PREY -




THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm, #213651
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #213650
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm, #149804
lol "Why are there school."


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous internet long cat
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:58 am, #123541
I so love the internet. :-)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 2:51 pm, #103920
Apparently, society is a few abortions short.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 2:49 pm, #103919
We are anon:united group We are legion:united by a cause We do not forgive: scientology for killing Lisa,Shaun and David We do not forget:the crimes that they have done (forced abortiions etc) Expect us:To protest but have fun (aka protest and "lulz")


SOPA - HANDS OFF MY INTERNET! -




PERSONIFICATION - Seems legit.




THE INTERNETS - How am i apposeta know it isn't plural




INTERNET DATING - You shouldn't choose your prom dates online...enough said.




YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER - but the internet will never let you forget




THE NINETIES - Back when, whenever you wanted to make a phone call, You had to get off the internet


TAGS: internet world wide web
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - February 24, 2013, 12:11 am, #243743
Or if you had a line installed just for the internet, you had to wait until the other computer in the house wasn't using the internet.


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - The problem with information from the internet is confirming it's validity.




WAIT......WHAT !! - The internet can be wrong !! Oh Man..... now I'm gunna have to send my 5 year old to school


TAGS: wrong internet
Rating: 4.29/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm, #239762
Correction, It was ''SOMEONE'' is wrong. It's like if I said AIDS is a good thing.
Mahomygod - May 31, 2011, 6:42 am, #219394
Ah, xkcd. So much wit. Also, having discovered the amount they lie to you at school at that age, might still be better off not..


INSOMNIA -




DEDICATION - NO! I can't leave, Someone was wrong on the internet!


TAGS: wrong leave internet
Rating: 3.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 11:43 pm, #174442
that would totally be me


NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm, #133832
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am, #133215
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133214
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133213
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am, #133212
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am, #133209
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am, #133206
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #133205
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm, #133175
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am, #132832
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm, #132820
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm, #132813
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm, #132812
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm, #132811
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm, #132810
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm, #132808
How do you know my Wife Ron?


Oh, dear god no! -




THE IDIOTS - Not being in the 83 percent


TAGS: internet
Rating: 3.33/5

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DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow




THE INTERNET WARS - It was destined to end like this!


TAGS: war comp internet crazy mad
Rating: 3.05/5

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msouth - January 29, 2010, 12:38 pm, #155111
Looks like another verse for the "ultimate showdown" youtube.


YOU WIN AT INTERNETS - you can go outside now




INTERNET LIES:#674 - So you were not Laughing Out Loud,hum?!


TAGS: internet lol
Rating: 2.14/5

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FUTURE INTERNET NERD - B/C SOON THEYL B TOKNG LIEK THIS!!11! WTF LOL


TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

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RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm, #13068
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm, #10690
I think he found his dads p***.


Life -


TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm, #260407
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am, #260395
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!


CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


TAGS: internet email annoyances
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:26 pm, #245896
Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 23, 2011, 1:50 am, #226863
God I hate those


INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.




IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?




SO JIMBO -




SURVIVAL -




TROLLING -




FACIAL CONSTIPATION - YEAH, CELL PHONE INTERNET WILL DO THAT TO YOU.




your move brazzers -


TAGS: ruined by the internet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 1:11 am, #253987
Wow. Awe5some...!!!


PLETHORA -


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm, #247311
5 catch and releases.


THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE -




INTERNEORNorn -




TRAPS - keep an eye out for them


TAGS: traps internet motifake
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 20, 2011, 12:43 pm, #216870
HAHA! Brilliant..
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:23 am, #211918
you have got to really push hard to see anything like that, dude. There are medications that help with paranoia.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:52 am, #211900
5 Pointed white hoods for the unintentional racism. If you don't get it... well... That's obie kabie
alrodz - February 5, 2011, 9:40 am, #211681
it sure does..
Demaclies - February 5, 2011, 12:07 am, #211662
Awesome
IllicoPresto - February 3, 2011, 5:39 pm, #211561
Hmmm, i don't get it. Must Google "Motifake" and see where that goes...
AdmiralAckbar - February 2, 2011, 11:29 pm, #211511
hey, that's my specialty
Derek - February 2, 2011, 9:44 pm, #211504
Yep
rerun - February 2, 2011, 7:59 pm, #211492

I can relate


I FORGOT ADVERTIZING -


TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Greeny

champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm, #229133
Nice!
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm, #229091
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm, #229088
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm, #229081
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm, #229078
Awesome
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm, #229076
wow... that was a huge effort.


SEEING IS BELIEVING -




FREE INTERNET -




BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.


TAGS: febchallenge beforeinternetp*** mutascope
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by valkor

tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm, #212228
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm, #212199
Well played.


THINGS THAT RUINE YOUR INTERNET SURFING -


TAGS: popup internet annoying bothering unnerving
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 7:55 am, #220149
Nice .. 5 Live Jasmins


IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -




SHE'S SO OLD - She hosts her family photo album on an Angelfire website.




THEY'RE SO OLD - Their website address has a ~ in it.




OMG! - I broke the internet!




THE INTERNET - It's a series of tubes.


TAGS: internet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by rob



ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Dalton

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am, #188741
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm, #149193
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm, #97164
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm, #32145
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm, #30145
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm, #27814
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm, #25166
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


INTERNET AND TACOS - Trust me, it's happening


TAGS: internet tacos clon
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by clon

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 2:56 pm, #37127
What an age we live in!
Elwood - November 17, 2008, 2:37 pm, #37118
Yoiu can get on the Internet AND get diarrhea AT THE SAME TIME?


FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




THE INTERNET - It's mean.




Shannon's secret law -




BIRTHDAY PRESENTS -


TAGS: spoilt laptop internet floppy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

palmat - March 21, 2011, 3:06 pm, #214847
silly girl.. she has no idea you can download internet to your computer these days.


PICTURES - Girls you need to learn from the bird. Always check which pictures the photographer will upload to the Internet.


TAGS: pictures bird check upload internet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by almarpa

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:23 am, #189249
Must have 'accidentally' uploaded the wrong card


HE'S SO OLD... - ...his hotmail username doesn't have any numbers in it.


TAGS: internet h**mail email
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

coldinjected - December 18, 2011, 2:00 pm, #226708
looks like Robert Englund... 20 years ago.
CloudchaserS - December 18, 2011, 12:44 am, #226696
You use h**mail? I'm sorry to hear that. You have my sympathy.


SLUGGISH - "I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." (Brian May) I guess he was using Internet Explorer!




MODERN DAY HERO - No longer do they hide behind a mask, but now behind a screen... and yet still so under appreciated...




FULFILLMENT -


TAGS: diary of a passive aggressive internet cheerleader
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 4, 2009, 5:21 pm, #134027
Thanks Bone.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:13 pm, #134021
Still love it!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:57 pm, #133681
Heh heh. I like it for all the righ... and a few wrong reasons.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:47 pm, #133583
Oh, and don't forget the beer...latsa beer! After all, how in the hell does it seem so funny before we post'm, eH?
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm, #133561
This poster is the Reader's Digest condensed version of my summer.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:20 pm, #133557
Awww - can we dig her up then? She might still be warm enough...
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:16 pm, #133556
Buried beneath the tree?
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:14 pm, #133555
I gave you a 5 Sean - but where the f*** is the cheerleader???


TAPPABILITY -


TAGS: and no internet access
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 11:42 am, #114599
heh, Tinfoiled again LD
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:15 am, #114590
What do you mean? EGD told me EVERYONE had it! Dammit....
HGCaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:36 pm, #114392
Leave it to Logic Dude to have manatee p***...
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:58 pm, #107404
Uh-oh. And I tagged the last upload "Sean's p*** Collection".
Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:57 pm, #107403
Ewwww LD, if they're different species then THAT'S b*********. And that's just wrong. But I won't know for sure until I see it ....
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:29 am, #107136
Hey Sean, you want some good manatee p*** to get you through those long hours? I got this bootleg disk right here...you oughta see what it can do with that sea cucumber!
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm, #106925
Hell it's been six hours since I last watched p*** ... where those manatee b****es at?
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:25 pm, #106923
It's like you're speaking right to my very soul. Been there, done that.....ackhem....the whole at sea thing for six months....not the other things.....no NIK I've never been to Italy....except that one time. But that was long before they invented Hoagies!


INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.




DON'T WORRY - I'm here to save the internets


TAGS: don t worry i m here to save the internets
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by blub

rerun - August 21, 2012, 3:17 pm, #238618

Your Mod team hard at work
Moar - February 16, 2009, 2:35 pm, #60115
His neck... is bigger than his head...
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:03 am, #13976
Pity is for people like this who don't get laid.
Mike Hunt - August 7, 2008, 4:12 pm, #13055
That is 100%, without a doubt, guaranteed to be Metal Gear. You are welcome.
Captain Douchebag - July 23, 2008, 8:02 pm, #10856
Who the hell used the Power Glove? Really?
Nerdtendo - July 23, 2008, 7:19 pm, #10846
the game on top looks like Dragon Warrior, the next one is the origianl Final Fantasy...any1 know the last 1?


The Internets -




The Internets -




INTERNET - It used to be real slow....




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